Literature
California Girl
There are a lot of misconceptions
About gals from California.
It's almost like an infection
That will get you stabbed in your cornea.
First things first
We all don't wear size zero.
We also don't have a thirst
For someone else's dinero.
Bleached blonde? Please!
I rock my brown-red hair.
Smoke a lot of weed?
Wouldn't if I were dared.
Designer bags, designer clothes,
Oh my god you must have so much!
Manicured fingers, pedicured toes,
And a Louis Vuitton clutch!
You're joking right?
I got my clothes second hand.
Fancy nails are an ugly sight
Out here in the farmland.
Sure I'm tan,
Because I work in the sun.
Ever wondered ho